JOKE.....Bud The Cowboy
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#1: JOKE.....Bud The Cowboy Author: gas56Location: Ohio USA PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:59 am
A cowboy named Bud was  overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in  Montana when suddenly a brand-new

BMW advanced toward him  out of a cloud of dust.

The driver, a young  man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and  YSL® tie, leaned out the window

and asked the cowboy, "If I  tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your  herd, will you give me a

calf?"    Bud looks at the man,  who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully  grazing herd and calmly

answers, "Sure, why  not?"

The yuppie parks his  car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to  his Cingular RAZR V3® cell phone,

and surfs to a NASA page  on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an  exact fix on his location

which he then feeds to another  NASA satellite that scans the area in an  ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then  opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it  to an image processing facility in

Hamburg, Germany ...  

Within seconds, he  receives an email on his Palm Pilot® that the image has been  processed and the data stored. He

then accesses an MS-SQL®  database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with  email on his Blackberry®

and, after a few minutes, receives  a response.

Finally, he prints out  a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized  HP LaserJet® printer, turns to

the cowboy and says, "You  have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."  

"That's right. Well, I  guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud.  

He watches the young  man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as  the young man stuffs it into

the trunk of his car.

Then Bud says to the  young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your  business is, will you give me back my


The young man thinks  about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"  

"You're a Congressman  for the U.S. Government", says Bud.

"Wow! That's correct,"  says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"  

"No guessing  required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even  though nobody called you; you want to get

paid for an answer  I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used  millions of dollars worth of equipment

trying to show me how  much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing  about how working people make a

living - or about cows, for  that matter. This is a herd of sheep.

Now give me back my  dog.   Laughing

#2: Re: JOKE.....Bud The Cowboy Author: ron4560Location: Baton Rouge,La PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 11:15 am

#3: Re: JOKE.....Bud The Cowboy Author: Sumon PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 1:05 am
It is so funny story
The cowboy is very interesting Very Happy

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#4: Re: JOKE.....Bud The Cowboy Author: jorgealarcon PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 5:56 pm
That is a great cowboy joke

#5: Re: JOKE.....Bud The Cowboy Author: ShilohLocation: IN NARNIA c: PostPosted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 8:40 am
For some reason this joke reminds me of a commercial (probably because of all of the technology stuff) It was a ad and it was like,

Some random girl: "So, your a computer geek?"
Woman from ad walks up: "Honey, you fold sweaters for a living."
(Me: "YOU JUST GOT BUUUUURRRNNEDD!!" cSmile -> General Talk

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