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#1: NZ Ventriloquist Author: LuckyLocation: Florence,AZ full time now PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:26 am
An NZ ventriloquist visiting Australia walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He thinks he'll have a little fun, so he walk up to him and says "G'day, mate. Mind if I talk to your dog?"

Local: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Kiwi."

Ventriloquist: "Let's see, shall we? Hello dog, how's it going, mate?"

Dog: "Doin' all right, thanks."

Local: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: "Is this bloke your owner?"

Dog: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you, then?"

Dog: "Real good. I work hard, but he feeds me decent food and takes me
everywhere with him in the back of the truck."

Local: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Local: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks."

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?"

Horse: "Sure is."

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, actually. He's a good bloke, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I chat to your sheep?"

Local: (turning pale) "That bloody sheep's a liar!"

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#2: Re: NZ Ventriloquist Author: ron4560Location: Baton Rouge,La PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:47 pm
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#3: Re: NZ Ventriloquist Author: REZ325Location: Harrisburg, PA PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:40 pm
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#4: Re: NZ Ventriloquist Author: gas56Location: Ohio USA PostPosted: Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:03 pm
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