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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:40 am Post subject: Why men are happier people. Reply with quote

NICKNAMES

   * If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and  Sarah.
   * If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.


EATING OUT

   * When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.  None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
   * When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


MONEY

   * A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
   * A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she  doesn't need but it's on sale.


BATHROOMS

   * A man has six items in his bathroom:  toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a  towel ..
   * The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.  A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these  items.


ARGUMENTS

   * A woman has the last word in  any argument.
   * Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


FUTURE

   * A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
   * A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


SUCCESS

   * A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
   * A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


MARRIAGE

   * A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
   * A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.


DRESSING UP

   * A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a  book, and get the mail.
   * A man will dress up for weddings and  funerals.


NATURAL

   * Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
   * Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


OFFSPRING

   * Ah, children.  A woman knows all about her children.  She knows about  dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
   * A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:04 pm Post subject: Re: Why men are happier people. Reply with quote

Laughing  Laughing  Laughing
Really good ones!  Laughing
And a few of them are really true!  Laughing


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Good joke Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:18 pm Post subject: Re: Why men are happier people. Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:45 pm Post subject: Re: Why men are happier people. Reply with quote

rrrr @ Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:47 pm wrote:
Good joke Laughing


What do you mean "joke"?   Laughing   They are all spot on!


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