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Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:59 am Post subject: JOKE.....Bud The Cowboy
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new
BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni® suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the window
and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a
calf?" Bud looks at the man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly
answers, "Sure, why not?"
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3® cell phone,
and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location
which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.
The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility in
Hamburg, Germany ...
Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He
then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry®
and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet® printer, turns to
the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."
"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud.
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into
the trunk of his car.
Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"
"You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says Bud.
"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get
paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment
trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a
living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep.
Now give me back my dog.
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Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 11:15 am Post subject: Re: JOKE.....Bud The Cowboy
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Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 1:05 am Post subject: Re: JOKE.....Bud The Cowboy
It is so funny story
The cowboy is very interesting
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Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 5:56 pm Post subject: Re: JOKE.....Bud The Cowboy
That is a great cowboy joke
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Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 8:40 am Post subject: Re: JOKE.....Bud The Cowboy
For some reason this joke reminds me of a commercial (probably because of all of the technology stuff) It was a CougarLife.com ad and it was like,
Some random girl: "So, your a computer geek?"
Woman from ad walks up: "Honey, you fold sweaters for a living."
(Me: "YOU JUST GOT BUUUUURRRNNEDD!!" c
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